January 2012
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Jan 6th
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December 2011
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November 2011
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October 2011
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Oct 31st
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Oct 27th
things i love.
A History of Britain (There’s 15 Parts) A History of Scotland (Hosted by Neil Oliver, I want him to host a history program about my life) download these if you love history. 
Oct 27th
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btw, I just woke from a dream in which I was...
i just miss fries and cigarettes
Oct 24th
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Oct 9th
Why I love "Kitchen Nightmares" →
Oct 8th
DECLARATION!
I’ve reached the age where I feel I can give children the finger.
Oct 8th
DECLARATION!
i currently refer to my penis as “Mr. Tibbins”. However, on my 30th birthday, I will begin to introduce him as “Professor Tibbins, of the Penis Institute”
Oct 4th
DECLARATION!
I fucking love Gizmoduck.
Oct 4th
Oct 4th
DECLARATION!
going to grow out a comb-over and grow a mustache. I think I can pull off a Hemingway.
Oct 3rd
September 2011
1 post
Sep 30th
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June 2011
7 posts
“liam neesons cock is so big it is the only thing that can kill the grimace”
– chris w (via liamneesonscock)
Jun 16th
“Liam Neeson’s cock is so big that everytime he takes a bath with it, James...”
– Brennan (via liamneesonscock)
Jun 16th
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“Liam Neeson’s cock is so big it’s used to stir the Gene pool.”
– Heather R. (via liamneesonscock)
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May 2011
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May 23rd
montgomery, al.
2am. I’m stopped at a red light and playing on my Ipod is Kenny Loggins’ classic “Footloose”. The car next to me is full of large african americans who when realizing what I’m listening to, turn down their music and the man closest to me sticks his hands out the window and screams “Let’s DANCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
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May 16th
DCU ONLINE IS BAAAAAAAACK!
tumblr. prepare to meet my two best friends. Filthy Gorgeous and Smeghead.
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