January 2012
1 post
December 2011
4 posts
November 2011
4 posts
October 2011
17 posts
things i love.
A History of Britain (There’s 15 Parts)
A History of Scotland (Hosted by Neil Oliver, I want him to host a history program about my life)
download these if you love history.
btw, I just woke from a dream in which I was...
i just miss fries and cigarettes
Why I love "Kitchen Nightmares" →
DECLARATION!
I’ve reached the age where I feel I can give children the finger.
DECLARATION!
i currently refer to my penis as “Mr. Tibbins”. However, on my 30th birthday, I will begin to introduce him as “Professor Tibbins, of the Penis Institute”
DECLARATION!
I fucking love Gizmoduck.
DECLARATION!
going to grow out a comb-over and grow a mustache. I think I can pull off a Hemingway.
September 2011
1 post
June 2011
7 posts
“liam neesons cock is so big it is the only thing that can kill the grimace”
– chris w (via liamneesonscock)
“Liam Neeson’s cock is so big that everytime he takes a bath with it, James...”
– Brennan (via liamneesonscock)
“Liam Neeson’s cock is so big it’s used to stir the Gene pool.”
– Heather R. (via liamneesonscock)
May 2011
44 posts
montgomery, al.
2am. I’m stopped at a red light and playing on my Ipod is Kenny Loggins’ classic “Footloose”. The car next to me is full of large african americans who when realizing what I’m listening to, turn down their music and the man closest to me sticks his hands out the window and screams “Let’s DANCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
DCU ONLINE IS BAAAAAAAACK!
tumblr. prepare to meet my two best friends. Filthy Gorgeous and Smeghead.
