If it bleeds, we can kill it!Tumblr (3.0; @calamityking)http://calamityking.tumblr.com/<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyxpg1j6Hr1r1c10go1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://mirthbound.tumblr.com/post/17105728042">mirthbound</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>this.</p> </blockquote>http://calamityking.tumblr.com/post/17132736018http://calamityking.tumblr.com/post/17132736018Sun, 05 Feb 2012 21:39:04 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxct9w5et51qjkcsdo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>As requested by SB, a screenshot of my Earthbound grinding.</p>http://calamityking.tumblr.com/post/15375364898http://calamityking.tumblr.com/post/15375364898Thu, 05 Jan 2012 20:53:56 -0500<iframe width="400" height="300" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/Luw91D7faE0?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>I used to go to Service Merchandise with my brother on saturday mornings to buy these toys.</p>http://calamityking.tumblr.com/post/14958371525http://calamityking.tumblr.com/post/14958371525Thu, 29 Dec 2011 00:02:00 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwqi99Boyk1qjkcsdo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>this will be my face on new year’s morning. get ready.</p>http://calamityking.tumblr.com/post/14746329451http://calamityking.tumblr.com/post/14746329451Sat, 24 Dec 2011 19:48:45 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lw9u76W7XK1qjkcsdo1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lw9u76W7XK1qjkcsdo2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p>Season’s Beatings!</p> <p>-From Smeghead and Larfleeze.</p>http://calamityking.tumblr.com/post/14285549596http://calamityking.tumblr.com/post/14285549596Thu, 15 Dec 2011 19:47:29 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvx1yb76pd1qjkcsdo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://kinjamin.deviantart.com/art/AbedIsBatmanNow-272442791">AbedIsBatmanNow</a> by ~<a href="http://kinjamin.deviantart.com/">kinjamin</a></p>http://calamityking.tumblr.com/post/13951808346http://calamityking.tumblr.com/post/13951808346Thu, 08 Dec 2011 22:06:11 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvgm17JmP21qjkcsdo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://calamityking.tumblr.com/post/13536307313http://calamityking.tumblr.com/post/13536307313Wed, 30 Nov 2011 01:00:43 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvgm0rGNJ01qjkcsdo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://calamityking.tumblr.com/post/13536299493http://calamityking.tumblr.com/post/13536299493Wed, 30 Nov 2011 01:00:27 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvgm02WKXx1qjkcsdo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://calamityking.tumblr.com/post/13536285588http://calamityking.tumblr.com/post/13536285588Wed, 30 Nov 2011 01:00:02 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lu7suoyevy1qjkcsdo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>GOIN BACK TO THE CREEK BITCHES.</p>http://calamityking.tumblr.com/post/12395889742http://calamityking.tumblr.com/post/12395889742Sat, 05 Nov 2011 21:15:59 -0400<iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/3s4Czla6tXc?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>Doctor Who Cast and Crew + The Proclaimers = Awesome sauce.</p>http://calamityking.tumblr.com/post/12152354460http://calamityking.tumblr.com/post/12152354460Mon, 31 Oct 2011 01:55:30 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ltsr3mRsMk1qza86xo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://fuckyeahdoctorwho.tumblr.com/post/12047050703">fuckyeahdoctorwho</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><strong>Doctor Who Christmas Ideas: </strong><a href="http://www.thinkgeek.com/homeoffice/mugs/e5c5/">TARDIS Mug</a></p> </blockquote> <p>why haven’t I been drinking from this for the last 5 years?</p> <p>PROBLEM RECTIFIED.</p>http://calamityking.tumblr.com/post/12047419181http://calamityking.tumblr.com/post/12047419181Fri, 28 Oct 2011 18:23:00 -0400<iframe width="400" height="300" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/eDunwUaGujs?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>Neil Oliver.</p> <p>just imagine, (in a scotish accent) </p> <p>“it was here, on this floor where Tony first lost his virginity. Because he was a never nude, he was very awkward, very removed from the act.”</p>http://calamityking.tumblr.com/post/12002764486http://calamityking.tumblr.com/post/12002764486Thu, 27 Oct 2011 17:00:00 -0400<p>A History of Britain (There&#8217;s 15 Parts)</p> <p>A History of Scotland (Hosted by <span><a title="Neil Oliver" target="_blank" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Neil_Oliver">Neil Oliver</a>, I want him to host a history program about my life)</span></p> <p>download these if you love history. </p>http://calamityking.tumblr.com/post/12002610669http://calamityking.tumblr.com/post/12002610669Thu, 27 Oct 2011 16:57:00 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ltk15t4HiA1qjkcsdo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://petrichloroform.tumblr.com/post/11864680404/calamityking-mercedes-benz-ssk-count">petrichloroform</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://calamityking.tumblr.com/post/11854650046">calamityking</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><span> </span></p> MERCEDES BENZ SSK “COUNT TROSSI” <p>want.</p> </blockquote> <p>Batman wants his rental car back.</p> <p>Hertz says they’ll charge a hefty fine if he doesn’t return it by next Tuesday.</p> </blockquote> <p>i’m the gosh darn batman.</p>http://calamityking.tumblr.com/post/11871605957http://calamityking.tumblr.com/post/11871605957Mon, 24 Oct 2011 14:51:02 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ltk15t4HiA1qjkcsdo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><span> <h1>MERCEDES BENZ SSK “COUNT TROSSI”</h1> <p>want.</p> </span></p>http://calamityking.tumblr.com/post/11854650046http://calamityking.tumblr.com/post/11854650046Mon, 24 Oct 2011 01:13:05 -0400<p>i just miss fries and cigarettes</p>http://calamityking.tumblr.com/post/11854594606http://calamityking.tumblr.com/post/11854594606Mon, 24 Oct 2011 01:10:00 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ltk0mhJupQ1qjkcsdo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><span>Images from <a href="http://www.typewritermuseum.org/">Typewriter Museum</a></span></p>http://calamityking.tumblr.com/post/11854350657http://calamityking.tumblr.com/post/11854350657Mon, 24 Oct 2011 01:01:29 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ltk07drAto1qjkcsdo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Hello you sexy beast you. Happy tenth birthday. It was about this time, so very long ago, I swallowed my pride and purchased you with my first credit card. Sure, you’ve changed the way you look, your hair, what you wear. But fuck me if you still haven’t got it. </p>http://calamityking.tumblr.com/post/11854106967http://calamityking.tumblr.com/post/11854106967Mon, 24 Oct 2011 00:52:25 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lss1kjO6U61qjkcsdo1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>I wanna wear these while I watch the Aristocrats.</p>http://calamityking.tumblr.com/post/11209200105http://calamityking.tumblr.com/post/11209200105Sat, 08 Oct 2011 22:29:07 -0400